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Bad Romance: A Somatic Dance Class

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Bad Romance: A Somatic Dance Experience

This one’s for the heartbreaks, the almosts, the lessons, and the love that didn’t last—but changed you anyway.


Bad Romance is a somatic dance class set to a carefully curated playlist of breakup songs—an invitation to move what words can’t hold. Through guided prompts and free-form movement, you’ll explore the full spectrum of emotion: grief, anger, relief, longing, empowerment, and release.


You’ll be encouraged to shake it out, soften in, stomp, sway, and rest—meeting each song as it meets you. No performance. No fixing. Just honest movement in a supportive, judgment-free space.


Come exactly as you are—raw, reflective, nostalgic, or ready to let go.

Leave feeling lighter, clearer, and more connected to yourself.

All bodies. All stories. All feelings welcome.

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  • Home
    • Our Team
    • Testimonials
    • Make a Payment
    • Contact
  • Services
    • Online Classes >
      • 30-Day Somatic Spark Challenge
      • Forest Floor Mat Pilates
      • Pilates Reformer Foundations
    • Anti-Inflammatory Eating >
      • Welcome >
        • Worksheets and Quizzes
        • Menus and Shopping Lists
        • Recipes
    • Meditation >
      • Be Here Now >
        • Living Mindfulness Daily
        • Cultivating Self-Kindness
        • Creating Calm at Work
        • Fostering a Resilient Mind
        • Mindful Relationships
    • Pilates
    • Thai Massage / Bodywork
    • Yoga
    • Request an Appointment
  • Trainings & Certifications
    • 100 Hour Sacred Somatic Training >
      • Module 1
      • Module 2
      • Module 3
      • Module 4
      • Module 5
    • Sacred Somatics Dance Facilitator Training >
      • The Body's Way
      • Sacred Somatics Dance Training Handouts
      • Sacred Somatics Dance Training Classes
    • 200 Hour Yoga Training >
      • Orientation
      • ZOOM Sessions
      • Overview and History of Yoga
      • Ethics
      • Anatomy
      • Energy Anatomy
      • Asanas
      • Pranayama
      • Mindfulness
      • Vinyasa Flow
      • How to Teach Yoga
      • Business of Yoga
    • 300 Hour Yoga Training >
      • Training Modules >
        • Yoga of Kindness >
          • Kindness Introduction
          • Kindness Session 1
          • Kindness Session 2
          • Kindness Session 3
          • BONUS Kindness Session
        • Applied Breathwork >
          • Breathwork Introduction
          • Breathe Exercises for Exploration
        • Mindfulness for Difficult Emotions >
          • Orientation
          • Lessons Difficult Emotions
        • 6 Branches of Yoga >
          • 6 Branches Lessons
        • Diversity In Yoga >
          • Trauma Sensitive / Accessible / Adaptable Yoga
          • Body Positivity & Racial Inclusivity
        • Yamas & Niyamas >
          • Yamas
          • Niyamas
        • Living the Sutras
        • Enhanced Teaching Skills
        • Everyday Ayurveda
        • Chair Yoga >
          • Chair Yoga Orientation
          • Chair Sessions
        • Chakra Balancing Yoga >
          • Chakra Yoga Session
        • Laughter Yoga >
          • Orientation
          • Lessons
          • Resources
        • Prenatal Yoga
        • Restorative Yoga >
          • Restorative Orientation >
            • Restorative Sessions
          • Hot Stones & Aromatherapy
        • Thai Yoga Bodywork >
          • Thai Yoga Bodywork Training
        • Yin Yoga >
          • Yin Training
        • Yoga Nidra >
          • Yoga Nidra Training
        • Zodiac Yoga >
          • Zodiac Yoga Workshop
    • Yoga Specialties >
      • Chair Yoga >
        • Chair Yoga Training
      • On the Ball >
        • Orientation
        • Tutorials >
          • Warm Ups
          • Seated
          • Standing and Side Lying
          • Supine
          • Prone
          • Weights
        • Zoom Sessions
        • On the Ball Classes
      • Prenatal Yoga >
        • Prenatal Training
      • Radical Restorative Yoga >
        • Level 1
      • Yin Yoga Training >
        • Yin Yoga Foundations
    • Thai Massage Academy >
      • Supine
      • Prone
      • Side Lying (Prenatal)
      • Seated
      • Table Thai
      • Foot Massage & Acupressure
    • Yoga Camp >
      • Downloads
    • Thrive >
      • Sessions >
        • Session 1: Where Do I Begin?
        • Session 2: Goal Setting
        • Session 3: Success Strategies
        • Session 4: Boost Career Longevity
        • Session 5: Ethics & Professionalism
        • Session 6: Communication Fundamentals
        • Session 7: Working In Different Settings
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        • Session 10: Managing Your Practice
        • Session 11: Marketing Fundamentals
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